Thrifty Hipster

This is a '90s bar like they used to have at the Mall of America with hot chicks with tubs of beer. Not bad. Dirt balls from the Uptown skank up the place though.

-- Marko gave this bar a 4 out of 5 at 22:13 03.06.10

Uptown is officially dead to me.

-- NO STARS gave this bar a 1 out of 5 at 16:19 02.24.10

this place makes me barf in my mouth.

-- uptowneriffic gave this bar a 1 out of 5 at 18:48 02.12.10

Easily the worst drinking establishment in town, which is unfortunate because of their decently priced drinks and somewhat edible food. The service is atrocious, the people who hang out there are the obnoxious meathead types, and the bartenders are nowhere near as good looking as everyone makes them out to be. This place is great for a bad example, like, "Yeah, being stabbed in the stomach sucked, but nowhere nearly as bad as having to be at Cowboy Slim's for a few hours."

-- non-douche gave this bar a 1 out of 5 at 17:43 02.12.10

Flat out horrible. When reading these reviews, focus on the 1 and 2's...then you will get a real idea of it all.

-- Frank the Tank gave this bar a 1 out of 5 at 11:13 01.29.10