Average User Rating:
3.5 out of 5 (from 159 users)
Chino Latinos is the hip version of its partner, Figlios. This is where Uptown goes to be seen and bask in the orangish glow of a modern-styled bar/lounge/restaurant. The crowd here is usually young professional or older business people that are checking out a hip joint, money is flashed, good times are had. Come here with a group to enjoy the large oversized portions (sized and priced for at least 2).
Chino Latino is huge, but its usually lots of open tables, with people condensing in the bar or lounge area, which is the only place you get their happy hour specials. The music is Latin dance or Latin jazz and is a welcome change to the normal music heard at nearby places like the Independent, Figlios, Williams, etc. They were also the first place to offer a little exposure into the women’s bathroom (you share the sinks). We love the concept of Chinos, a hip South Hemisphere theme in the middle of Uptown at affordable prices.
THRIFTY TIP- Valet is $8, try taking a right on 31st to find free neighborhood street parking.
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The food is good...but way overpriced. The drinks are jacked up so high I'd rather drink water than pay that much. You need a disposable income afford this ridiculousness. The "I'm too good for the world additute" that comes from the people who go there describe the atmosphere to a T. NOT WORTH A DIME
-- Uptown Local gave this bar a 1 out of 5 at 09:53 12.18.09
First of all, Chino is one of the most over-hyped places in the Twin Cities full of d-bags, and others who like to think they are important. The atmosphere is cool, and the drinks and food are good too. However, you don't get what you pay for, everything is overpriced. Come here if you like to piss your money away and feel important.
-- Not a fan gave this bar a 2 out of 5 at 08:50 11.14.09
This place is strictly for girls with oompa loompa orange-glow skin and people who think racism is funny. i.e. Strictly for suburbanites. The food is mediocre at best. Won't be going back. Ever.
-- guey gave this bar a 1 out of 5 at 21:13 11.08.09
. . . you're too old. Friday night the joint was full of twenty-somethings shouting their heads off like it was the junior high cafeteria. Must be the mescaline in the tequila.
-- If it's too loud . . . gave this bar a 1 out of 5 at 21:51 08.09.09
Too expensive. Too many skanky boys and girls with tans and highlights. Boring food. Kinda crappy service. Dumb place.
-- KJ gave this bar a 1 out of 5 at 21:36 07.14.09