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Quick Info

User Rating:
4.4 out of 5 (from 69 users)
Address:
500 Cedar Ave S
Minneapolis
Tel:
(612) 333-7625
Parking:
meters
Outdoor Seating:
none
Smoke Level:
none - ordinance
Palmers Bar ($)
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Average User Rating:
4.4 out of 5 (from 69 users)
Palmers is a classic bar on the westbank, dimly lit, and suprisingly fun for people watching and cheap drinks. The crowd is older and blue-collar/unemployed/hippy/punk rock/ everything you would expect from the nieghborhood. A long wooden bar is lined with the regulars, the walls decked with old blues grass posters and large colorul paintings. Its small and smoky, but its one of the only places in the area where you can get a Hieneken on Tap.
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still the best dive bar in mpls. get out on the patio and have a smoke and a cool one.
-- paul gave this bar a 5 out of 5 at 13:19 08.04.09
I'm sick of people thinking Cedar/Riverside is dangerous, or calling the apartments "crack stacks". Palmer's is a good bar and has a nice mix of old timey respect and young ideas. Plus, there are other places in the area that are as awesome: Triple Rock, the Wienery, Acadia, the Nomad..
-- eBomb gave this bar a 5 out of 5 at 23:16 07.31.09
everything you've heard about the west bank's risk factor is a lame urban myth. if you want real people living epic lives, go to Palmer's, order a drink, sit on the patio and try to say hello to someone before they say hello to you.
-- ps gave this bar a 5 out of 5 at 12:36 07.18.09
Love this place. Fun bartenders. Strong drinks.. Strange company. Always a mix of the west bank demographic. Great place to get drunk and people watch... Then stumble over to hardtimes for some grub.
-- M gave this bar a 5 out of 5 at 19:39 06.16.09
I stumbled in there with a buddy one night recently. How we weren't mugged and beaten by the crack stack inhabitants I'll never know. Anyhoo, the f'n place was great! best Sh!thole I've been too in a while! Have to come back some sunday night...
-- Zamboni gave this bar a 1 out of 5 at 09:42 03.13.09