Thrifty Hipster

This is not only the best gentlemen's club in the state, it is the best bar of any sort. Reasons to go: *First off, the dancers are beautiful and will talk/pander to you. Some of them are even smart and interesting (have you ever met somebody at Rick's who's not borderline retarded? Ever?) There really is no "b-team" at the Seville (a buddy of mine and I are regulars on Monday night, and the girls are better looking than the Saturday night crew at most other places). *The waitresses are also smoking (my personal favorite is Liz) and typically provide good service. *The door staff and management treat people exceptional. Kudos to them all. *Finally, the food is great (especially the tater tots). This is reason enough to come as it is one of the best places to eat downtown that's not called Manny's or the Dakota. I should mention that if you need to entertain clients or customers, this is a great, classy place to do so. People comment about the drink prices, but their really quite reasonable. A Jack on the rocks is 8 or 9 dollars at Seville vs. 10+ at Seven or Manny's. It's not as cheap as the whole in the bar hometown bar, but we're talking about $1.50 more per drink. Say you go all out and have ten drinks (and a hell of a good time). That's only 15 extra bucks. Definitely worth it. Bottom line: nothing else compares.

-- Mike gave this bar a 5 out of 5 at 10:39 07.04.10

My guess is most of the negative reviews are from competitors. This is the classiest place out there.

-- ARegular gave this bar a 5 out of 5 at 14:55 05.29.09

Blah-- women don't take their clothes off for you when you don't have money to pay for it. The seville is the classy strip club so you are NOT allowed to touch so yes, 6 different guys maybe tried to touch her "hoohaa" or even asked for a peak, they are sick of guys who are used to other dirty clubs. God, people are retarded.

-- poptard gave this bar a 5 out of 5 at 18:09 05.13.09

By far and away the top shelf of the Twin Cities' exotic dancers. All the negative posts appear to be from women (jealous much) or guys of dubious orientation. The only drawback is that the drinks are a bit lofty.

-- Cujo gave this bar a 5 out of 5 at 16:20 04.24.09

--N & R-- I'm slightly against strip clubs so take this with a grain of salt: Women dont want to take there clothes off for you. They are only doing it for the money, so the next time the stripper walks by and ignores your piggish hoots and tongue flickering think about it. She probably had about 6 differnt guys already touch her hoohaa that night and she is probably sick of seeing guys look at her like a piece of meat. it gets old.

-- Blah gave this bar a 1 out of 5 at 19:44 04.14.09